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Dave told his parents when he grows up he wants to be a musician...
they replied, "you can't do both"!


How does a Front Man change a lightbulb?

   He grabs the bulb and lets the world revolve around him.


How do you get a Horn Section to turn up?

   Put sheet music in front of them.


How do you get a Guitarist to turn down?

   Put sheet music in front of him.


How can you know there's a drummer knocking at your door?

   The knocking speeds up, slows down.....


What do you call a musician without a band?

   A soundman.


What's the difference between a pigeon and a Jazz musician?

   A pigeon can make a deposit on a car



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