Dave told his parents when he grows up he wants to be a musician...
"you can't do both"!
How does a Front Man change a lightbulb?
He grabs the bulb and lets the world revolve around him.
How do you get a Horn Section to turn up?
Put sheet music in front of them.
How do you get a Guitarist to turn down?
Put sheet music in front of him.
How can you know there's a drummer knocking at your door?
The knocking speeds up, slows down.....
What do you call a musician without a band?
What's the difference between a pigeon and a Jazz musician?
A pigeon can make a deposit on a car
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